What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates,1981
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
Men are like.....Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
names you dont want Ben Dovor Regina Tucker Hairy Dick Seymoure Johnson/bush names you do want mike ocksbig jack mehoff u.b. horny
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