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Cheap Beer

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On June 11, 2022
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the...

Altar Boy

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On June 10, 2022

An altar boy comes to confessional and he says: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little.

No Smoking

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On June 9, 2022

A man was visiting a friend in the  hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar  when he stepped into the elevator. But a woman.

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Strength Contest

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On June 8, 2022
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could...

Don’t Despair

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On June 7, 2022

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled.

Emergency Visit

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On June 6, 2022

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,.

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Vacuum Salesman

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On June 5, 2022
Doris Mason, lady living in Ashville, North Carolina, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I...

Birds and Bees

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On June 4, 2022

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she's old enough to.

Backwoods Birth

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On June 3, 2022

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery..

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Proof of Age

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On June 2, 2022
An older man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application for the benefit. He doesn't have a birth certificate, or an ID to prove his age so he opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest. They...
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