You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
Jokes
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look, a dead bird." And the blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchBy Hank VorjesVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully.
One day Bob and Tom were playing outside by the barn. Bob's mom came out to get them for lunch and saw them playing with a rubber. Mom yelled at.
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One to screw in the bulb. One to hold him on the step ladder. Four to hold the step ladder steady....
Why do men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once.
It was a hot summer day in west Texas when an elderly old woman and her dog rex found a magic bottle. As she cleaned off the bottle an indian shaman appeared before her. The shaman made his way over to the old woman and...