Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once.
Jokes
It was a hot summer day in west Texas when an elderly old woman and her dog rex found a magic bottle. As she cleaned off the bottle an indian.
Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery..
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
would you give up your good looks like michael jackson did?
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the.
1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes. 2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. 3. Warm beer. 4. Punctuality. 5. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. 6. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events....
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done.
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"
What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper? An epileptic fit.