Once, a redneck asked me : "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" "what?" "Nothing - you've already told her TWICE!!!"
Jokes
How do you circumsize a whale? you send down four-skin divers.
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks,First Irishman: "Jesus Christ Pat, I've never seen so many stairs"Second Irishman: "Fuck that Mick, it's this low railing that's.
Q. Why do blondes like lightning? A. They think someone is taking their picture.
why did the blonde die her hair brown? so people would stop talking about her!!!
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone.
A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not.
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he...