A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd----no priest,...
Jokes
Basketball player Chris Washburn, on his ability to drive to the basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious. "Nobody in football should.
Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream. -- Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind" You.
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss...
-What makes Britain so strong? -It�s the two-party system. One big party on every friday and another big party on every saturday
how do u blindfold chinese people? with dental floss.
Q. Why do blondes like lightning? A. They think someone is taking their picture.
why did the blonde die her hair brown? so people would stop talking about her!!!
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone.
A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop." He replies "Put two hands and a face on it then." Submitted...