Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream. -- Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind" You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. -- Jeannette Rankin,...
Jokes
Basketball player Chris Washburn, on his ability to drive to the basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious. "Nobody in football should.
how do u blindfold chinese people? with dental floss.
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss...
-What makes Britain so strong? -It�s the two-party system. One big party on every friday and another big party on every saturday
A young lady, sitting on her minnow bucket while fishing was approached by a man who asked her what she was fishing for? She replied,I'm fishing for a husband! He.
A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?" "There are three types."...
Esto es una pareja de reci�n casados que tras haber hecho el amor el d�a anterior, la mujer le dice al marido: "Pepe, yo estoy embarazada". "�C�mo vas a estar.
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on.
A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her,she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees...