How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?It is the one with the kickstand.
Jokes
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit? A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside..... and too many of them will give you the shits!
A ventriloquist walks into a small Australian town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog and figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: 'G'day mate. Good.
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your...
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever.
Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said,.
Un platillo volador desciende en un vecindario; tocan a la puerta de la casa de un gangoso: "�Qui� esg?", pregunta con su voz nasal. "Venimos de Marte", responden los extraterrestres. "�De marte de qui�?", pregunta a su vez el gangoso.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a big smile on his.
Un zool�gico hab�a comprado una gorila hembra de una especie rara. Tras unas semanas, la gorila se volvi� irritable y dif�cil de manejar. Tras examinarla, el veterinario determin� que estaba.
Did you hear about the two Mexicans on That's Incredible? One had auto insurance, and the other was an only child.