Jokes
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.".
A man is joggy around a lake and sees a woman crying. So he stops and asked whats wrong. The woman said I never been huged cuz I have no.
Seen in my local paper's 'readers sales' section.FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. �1000 pounds or best offer.Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got.
10. Picking nose when no ones looking 9. scratching bottom 8. trying to figure out what they were thinking 3 seconds ago 7. trying to figure out how to spell.
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!' The person.
There was a mature gentleman wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals, "Crisco, Cris--co!" Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five." "Oh," replied the.