While making love to his wife, Rajeeb discovered he couldn't concentrate. Though they were only married a few years, he reflected unhappily, their lovemaking had become infrequent and essentially joyless.Then, suddenly alarmed, he cried, "What happened? Did I hurt you?""No," said his surprised wife."Why do...
Jokes
Yassir Araafat's last wish before he slipped into a coma was to convert to becone a jew. His wife asked him, but why oh glorious one, leader of the world.
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything,.
My mother-in-law asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantle piece (shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't.
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains...
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads.
what did the male chook say to the female chicken after he found out she had just hatched 50 new eggs?? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (say it like a chicken plucks)