The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office."How was work, dear?" his wife asks."Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts."Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely."Listen!"...
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Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored..
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with.
What is the diference between a blonde and a bolingball?�? You can only stick 3 fingers in a bolingball
Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said,.
Un platillo volador desciende en un vecindario; tocan a la puerta de la casa de un gangoso: "�Qui� esg?", pregunta con su voz nasal. "Venimos de Marte", responden los extraterrestres..
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a big smile on his face. The egg says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Un zool�gico hab�a comprado una gorila hembra de una especie rara. Tras unas semanas, la gorila se volvi� irritable y dif�cil de manejar. Tras examinarla, el veterinario determin� que estaba.
Did you hear about the two Mexicans on That's Incredible? One had auto insurance, and the other was an only child.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?Blonde: Yes.Operator: The power in the house in on?Blonde: Of course.Operator: And the...