A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says, "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the...
Jokes
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or.
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day.
After a weekend full of drugs and alcohol, I turned up for work Monday morning and they where taking urine samples to test for drugs. It's a routine thing they do at my job, and normally a surprise, but luckily for me I found out...
Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them. Dave replied, "No, I can't. My wife gets.
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a.
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!" Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam....
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a.
There were 103 passengers and only 40 meals got loaded on a USA to Russia flight. The airline had messed up, and the crew was in a fix. However, one.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day, she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God, hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the...