A son told his father he wanted to propose to his long time girlfriend, but he worried if he was ready to get married to begin with. So he asked him. Son: How do I know if I'm ready. Father: Before you do anything, please...
Jokes
A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat.
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.The frog said to the princess, "I once was a handsome prince until an evil.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Second violation will be a...
A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down just before reaching his customer's location. He was a strong man, and.
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children..
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to.
A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child about good behavior and obedience and said, “It is because of you, dear. Every time you misbehave, throw a...