My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet,...
Jokes
A mother went out and left a dad in charge of their 3-year-old daughter.The daughter was playing with the tea set she got for her birthday. Dad was in the.
A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up.
A mother and father read a bedtime story of about a king to their four year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me." Mom: "And one will...
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from.
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went.
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History Department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with,"...
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,”.
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF.
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... and a shovel."Paddy asked,...