A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify...
Jokes
At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son. Son: "Daddy what are those big round things on mommy's chest?” Dad:.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and.
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "I believe," said the minister, "that life begins...
Three men, an Irishman, a Scouser (man from Liverpool) and a Manc (man from Manchester) are given a wish each by a genie. The Irishman wished for all land in.
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “What's the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, “You don’t have any ears.” Interviewer: “Get out! Send.
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says, "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the...
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or.
A blonde assistant to a CEO was asked to plan her boss' meetings during his East Coast trip. She didn't know what time to book his meetings on the day.
After a weekend full of drugs and alcohol, I turned up for work Monday morning and they where taking urine samples to test for drugs. It's a routine thing they do at my job, and normally a surprise, but luckily for me I found out...