A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant:...
Jokes
A frustrated wife decided to give her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. For seven days, she didn't say anything to him at all. She was hoping it.
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection. After a while, he turned to his wife of 20 years and posed the following.
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, "I would like one of your special breakfasts.""No problem," comes the reply from behind the counter."But I want it my way," says the man."What do you mean 'your way'?" asks the waiter.The man says, "Well, I...
One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating until four-year-old Jack, chewing on his fish, found a bone.He pulled it.
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. While waiting, I flipped through a book with hairstyles and I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I.
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the guy with the bag, "if...
A priest in a small village was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover.
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you.
An elderly man was on the operating table nervous about the surgery about to be performed by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son. When his son came into the room, the patient asked...