A frustrated wife decided to give her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. For seven days, she didn't say anything to him at all. She was hoping it would make him more attentive to her and to their marriage. At the end of...
Jokes
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection. After a while, he turned to his wife of 20 years and posed the following.
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, "I would like one of your special breakfasts.""No problem," comes the reply from behind the counter."But I want it my way,".
One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating until four-year-old Jack, chewing on his fish, found a bone.He pulled it out of his mouth and asked, "Mom, what should I do with this?""Put it where...
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. While waiting, I flipped through a book with hairstyles and I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I.
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens." "Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens.
A priest in a small village was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, so the priest...
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you.
An elderly man was on the operating table nervous about the surgery about to be performed by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked.
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing, the father got a hole in one. “Okay, nice shot dad," said the son, thinking...