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Police at the Gates

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On October 4, 2023
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he responded."What kind of police officer?" Saint Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept drugs...

Big Buck

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On October 3, 2023

Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher.As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of.

Organic Produce

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On October 2, 2023

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went and looked around, but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said,.

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DMV Lines

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On October 1, 2023
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down where the clerk took my picture.I inspected my photo for a moment and commented to...

Magic Mirror

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On September 30, 2023

A woman walked into an antique store that was down the street from her home. As she wondered around the store, the clerk asked her what she was interested in..

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Doctor’s Warning

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On September 28, 2023
An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town,...

Romantic Poem

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On September 27, 2023

A DC poet's organization hosted a competition for a two-line poem in which the first line must be the most romantic, but the second line should be the least romantic..

Violin Practice

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On September 26, 2023

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.The family dog was lying in the den, and as the.

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Old Fool

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On September 25, 2023
"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink and a bite to eat. As they sipped their...
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