Shirley and Abe, a rich retired couple from New York City living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"Abe says, "I don't care."A few minutes...
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade math teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his.
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, rural, out-of-the-way town. So he got into his new, fine car,.
One day a husband randomly says to his wife, "Today is a fine day!" The next day, he says it again: "Today is a fine day." Again the next day, he says the same thing: "Today is a fine day." After a week of hearing...
Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands."I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his.
After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"In.
A young boy was spending Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?""No, champ, I never did," replied the grandpa."That's a good thing," said the boy...
A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What.
A frustrated wife decided to give her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. For seven days, she didn't say anything to him at all. She was hoping it.
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection. After a while, he turned to his wife of 20 years and posed the following question: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” The wife turned...