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Remote Batteries

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On December 15, 2023
A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing, now I can't get into my car. Do you think they [pointing to a distant convenience...

Saying Grace

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On December 14, 2023

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away."Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his.

Deaf Bookkeeper

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On December 13, 2023

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first.

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Stingy Rich Man

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On December 12, 2023
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.” Just then,...

Word of the Day

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On December 11, 2023

Little Johnny's teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his hand in the air immediately. The teacher calls on little Mary..

Prescription

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On December 10, 2023

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?".

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Friendly Ghost

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On December 9, 2023
A new preacher wanted to rent a house in the country but the only one available was rumored to be haunted. That didn’t bother the preacher since he didn’t believe in such things. He went ahead and rented the place. Soon the ghost made its...

Morning Coffee

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On December 8, 2023

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.

Baby Names

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On December 7, 2023

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son, Sam, overheard some of his parents private conversations. One day,.

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Leave My Church

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On December 6, 2023
The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that many of you out there have been a he'n and a she'n out of wedlock. If you...
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