Jokes
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away."Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first.
Little Johnny's teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his hand in the air immediately. The teacher calls on little Mary..
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?".
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son, Sam, overheard some of his parents private conversations. One day,.