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The Sin

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On November 26, 2023
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!" When the preacher condemned...

Garage Sale

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On November 25, 2023

I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for.

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Petty Argument

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On November 23, 2023
The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally...

Worried Sick

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On November 22, 2023

An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly.

Mother’s Effort

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On November 21, 2023

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.

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Fish Heads

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On November 20, 2023
A blonde went to "Jim's Seafood Store" and asked the owner what was the best part of the fish.Jim smirked and said, "The best part of the fish is the head. Not only is it good, but the head will make you smarter too."The blonde...

Red Tomatoes

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On November 19, 2023

A beautiful woman loved growing a garden but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had.

Letter From Mom

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On November 18, 2023

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..

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Lumberjack

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On November 17, 2023
A young man came up to the owner of a lumberjack business and said, "I need a job, and I think I'm pretty good."The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do. Chop down that redwood over there." The young man accepted the challenge...
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