Captain’s Announcement

After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

“Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!”…………..A scream then silence followed.

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”.

One angry passenger yelled, “Oh for Pete’s sake, you should see the back of mine!!!”


  1. This is a very funny joke it was a great way to start my day here in Denver CO.

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  2. This very funny joke actually made me laugh out loud for more than a few minutes…and still does every time I think about it! (And I don’t laugh very often!)

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