A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having...
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After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn’t know any better and trying to make.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said.
A policeman radio's in to the station. "Hello, is that you Sarge?" "Yes? Go ahead" comes back the answer. "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?"...
A young boy went into a grocery store and asked the clerk for a can of cat food. The clerk, wanting to have some fun with the boy, told him.
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Jimmy and don't want to close the clinic. I want.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me," said the bartender, who...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking..
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and.
The phone rings, and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?" The caller replies: "Hi, my name is Steve and I really need your advice on a serious problem." "That's what we are here for, can you...