Australian Condoms

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. German, French, and Australian.”What’s the difference,” he asks?”Well, the Germans are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on.” “The French are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays.” “The Australians, well, they have 12.”At this, the Australian swells up with pride, Really 12?”Yes, 12. One for January, one for February…”