A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you...
marriage/relationship
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In.
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after...
A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said: "Did you see my face?" "Yes," said the hostage. And then the robber shot him dead. Then he.
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today,.
A young man excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees....