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Knock KnockWho's there?Norma!Norma who?Norma'lly I have my key!
Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose.
How do you tell if barbie is on her period? All your Tic tacs are missing.
Your momma is so poor . . . When I walked in, there were roaches all over the TV. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Watching All My Children."
What the world is like in TV land: 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. 2. Your car will always start immediately unless.
How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in a room. Husband: I don't know why you wear a.
Q What did one sperm cell say to the other sperm cell? A. Last one there gets a rotten egg!