How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in a room. Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? What's...
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Your Momma So Fat When She Put On A Yellow Suit Everyone Lined Up To Go On The Bus.
INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM SUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem Factory Networks is pleased to announce the successful completion of a pilot program that was developed to establish a low-cost solution to the Year 2000 issue. In accordance with the wishes of the our manager, at meeting...
your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit
Knock Knock Who's there? Usher! Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? Uta! Uta who? Uta sight, uta mind! Knock Knock Who's there? Utah!.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and...
this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, "help, send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front porch and.
What do you call the best fisherman? A master baiter.
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci