Once, there were two parents taking a shower together, so then their two children (a boy, and a girl) come in the bathroom and the girl asks the mother, "Mom, what's that down there?" and the mom answers, "A sharpener". Then, the boy asks the...
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A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull.
The 5 toughest questions women ask - and their answers The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I.
three soldiours were in hospital beds and the queen comes to visit them she goes up to the first man whats wrong with you she says. scabs all over my stomach he says whats the cure she says.wired brush and dettol he says.whats youre ambition...
The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't drinking milk..
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. GETS.
Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up." Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop." Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!" Sign in...
Ur momma is so fat, she uses a tree as a dildo!!
The following are genuine snippets from essays by high school students: "Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King.
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really...