2 leprochans and a nun
One day 2 leprochans were having an arguement. so they they went to a convent and they rang the doorbell. wen the nun came out one of the leprochans asked her “sister, are there any nuns my size here?” she replied “no little leprochan, there are no nuns here your size” he then said “oh….well, are there any nuns any where in the world my size?” she then repleis “no little leprochan, there aren’t any nuns in the world your size” he then thanked her ans she shut the door. the other leprochan started to crack up laughing and said “haha u stupid bastard, i told u that u fucked a penguin!”.