Wife’s Weight

Last night, I swung my arm over my wife in bed and it felt a little easier than usual.
“Love, have you lost weight? I asked.
“Awww, thank you honey, that’s so sweet of you, but I don’t think so.” She replied. “In fact if I am honest, I’ve actually piled it on lately.”
“Oh, that explains it,” I said out loud what should have forever stayed unsaid, “you’ve just sunk deeper into the mattress.”
Today I am sleeping on the couch.