While the cats away!

As the door is opened, the travelling salesman is shocked to see a little lad, standing there in a silk dressing gown, cigar in one hand, glass of whiskey in the other.

Looking further into the house, a prostitute is laying spent across the couch!

“Er, hello young man,” he manages to stammer, “is your mommy or daddy home?”

Little Johnny looks at him increduously, “Does it fucking look like it?”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown