When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle
By When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not
know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly.”
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. “Here,” she said. “You
must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, “What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees.”