What is Politics

A kid goes to his dad and asks, “Dad, what are politics?”
His dad replies, ” Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am
capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The
government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby
brother will be the future, and the Nanny is the working class. Now think about
that.”

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his
diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the
bed. He didn’t want to wake her, so he went to the Nanny. The door was locked.
He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the Nanny. He went back to
bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, “Dad I know what you mean
now.”

“You do? Tell me.”

“OK, while Capitalism is screwing the Working class, the Government is sound
asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!”