Weekend at Dave’s

Starting the car for the long trip back into the city, Tom and Bill said their final goodbyes to their good friend, David.
“Thanks for puttin’ us up for the weekend, pal,” said Tom. “The food was great, the booze and dope were superb, and I really enjoyed sleeping with your wife.”
Shortly after hitting the road, Bill turned to Tom and said, “I hope you weren’t serious about enjoying sleeping with his wife!”
“No, I wasn’t serious. It was lousy.”