Wee Jordy

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,
while walking through the heather the lass says;

“ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!
wee jordy says “aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?
Well she says “i can tell by the gleam in your eye.”

Walking along a bit further she says to him “wee jordy i can tell you want
to give me a kiss”.

“well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?”
“ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!”

Walking along a bit further she says “wee jordy i can tell you want to
make love to me”.

he says, “aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!”
“No!” she says… “by the tilt in your kilt!”