Uncle Johnny

One day Adam’s teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day’s class.

One boy came in and said, “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch�.

The second boy said, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”

Then Adam came in with a broken jaw and black eyes and said, “I asked my Uncle Johnny for a moral, and he told me to shut up. I told him he had to help me because it was homework.” The teacher said, “What is the moral, Johnny?”

� DON�T MESS WITH UNCLE JOHNNY WHEN HE’S DRINKING!!!”