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I took my wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
“Looks like he’s still celebrating!!” I replied.
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Was a great joke