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True Portrait

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex.”
The confused artist said, “But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” she said, “but if I die before my husband, I’m sure my husband will remarry, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

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