Treasure hunters

theres a scotish man a english man and a irish man.They go treasure hunting in a cave and find a multicoloured slide.The scotish man goes down it and he sees gold at the bottom of it so he shouts gold and lands in a pile of gold.The english man goes down and sees silver and shouts silver and lands in a pile of silver. the irish man goes down and he is a real scardy cat so he shouts sh.t aqn lands in a pile of sh.t