Top 10 ways you know your a redneck

10. You scratch your back with a toilet brush.
9. your dad walks you to school because you are in the same
grade.
8. you call 5th grade your senior year.
7. your grandma and your aunt went to a funeral and the faught
over who was the window.
6. you watch Joe Dirt and you don’t get it
5. your name is Joe Dirt.
4. you think Kid Rock is a World leader.
3. you stare at the orange juice box for hours because it say
concentrate.
2. your pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
1. you have been married 4 times and you still have the same
in-laws