The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
By 16> Tastes Just Like Real Food!
15> We Love to See You Waddle
14> Screw Jenny Craig
13> We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender
12> America, Your Weight Is Over!
11> Same Crap, Same Prices — Just Keep Buyin’ It, Tubby
10> Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney’s an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style
9> Open Wide, You Lemmings
8> Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt
7> Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby — Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc’s 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard
6> Spill a Coffee and WIN!
5> Relax, PETA — That Ain’t Really Chicken
4> Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954
3> You Don’t Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?
2> You Deserve a Wake Today
1> I’m Shovelin’ It
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