The Number
By The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, “Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?”
After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, “Well, I’m waiting.”
And the guy takes a deep breath and says, “Well, I’m still counting.”
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