The Law Abiding Citizen

A man was driving down the road with a lady passenger in the
front and two guys asleep in the back when a policeman stopped
him.

Policeman- excuse me sir but congratulations you are the first
person to pass our checkpoint with your seatbelt on, you have
won 1000! What are you going to do with it?

Guy- Well I might spend it all on socks

Woman- Don not listen to him he is such an idiot when he is drunk

Guy having just woken up- What have they found the crack

Other guy wakes up as well- Oh, I knew we wouldn t get very far
in a stolen car!

Just then a voice in Spanish came up from the boot- Are we over
the boarder yet?