The following are only learned from college

51. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.52. Any game can be made into a drinking game.53. Disney movies are more than just classics.54. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.55. You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.56. Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don’t get the messages.57. Cereal makes a meal any time of day.58. Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.59. ATMs are the devil’s advocate.60. Beware the boy in the Care Bear toga.