Ten Important Men In Woman's Life

They are:
Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”

Her Dentist; he says, “Open wide.”

Her Veterinarian; he says, “And how is your little pussy doing today?”

Her Gardener; he says, “Do you want me to mulch your bush?”

Her Hairdresser; he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”

Her Interior Decorator; he says, “You’ll like it once it’s in.”

Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.

Her Remodeler; he says, “It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering.”

Her Milkman; he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?”

Her Banker; he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”