Tax the penis
By The only thing that the tax department has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 40 percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30 percent of the time it is bard up, 20 percent of the time it is pissed off and 10 percent of the time it is on the hole.
On top of that, it bas two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective ! January 2001, your penis will be taxed according to size, as follows:
11-12″.,…. Luxury Tax $30
8-10′ Pole Tax $25
6-7″ Privilege Tax $15
5` Nuisance Tax $3
A male exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains while anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Sincerely Pecker Checker,
Tax Department
We are stall waiting for answers to the following:
Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
What if one’s penis is self-employed?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?