yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mama
your mommas like a candle and a t.v, a candle because she gets blown out by a puff and a t.v because she gets turned on by little kids
yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed her back up the poontang.
your mamma is so stupid she walked into a parked car
your mommas sooo fat when she goes outside in a red dress everyone yells KOOLADE!!!
You're mumas a bitch except shes made out of fat!
ya momma hair so nappy, it took noah "7 days" to part it!
Yo Mamma so fat she like a big mac Full of fat and only worth 1 buck
yo momma so poor you ask whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said corn
Your mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!