Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
yo mama
Whats the difference between your mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. How do you even it out? Either force feed the water buffalo, or shave your mama.
"You know why I'm so fat? Cause every time I fuck your mama, she bakes me a cake!"
Your mommas so fat hat when she bends over astronomers think its a black hole.
yo momma is so big fat and clumsy when she tried to go to wal-mat she tripped over k-mart and landed on target
Yo mamma so fat bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion
YO MAMA SO DARK A RACOON RAN UP HER BUT AND SAID " WHERE THE CREAM FILLING"
your mamma step on a scale and it said to be continued.
yor mamas so dumb she called the cops when somone stole her weed
yo mama is so old, she farts out dust