Why is it good that we now have female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
travel / vacation
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into.
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
Fun Things To During A Driving Test 1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 2. Rev the car really high, turn to the examiner, and say with a menacing look, "Buckle up!" 3. Knock over every...
During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator.
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the.
A young, lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she...
Two vultures boarded a plane. Each carried two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped them and said, "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger." Submitted by Curtis Edited by BreeBrown
Sign on an "old" car's bumper... "This car is constipated, can't pass a thing!"
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in...