A man and a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train. The man on the top bunk and the lady on the bottom bunk. During the night, man woke and asked "Sorry to bother you, but...
travel / vacation
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box.
A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. One morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her.
Jack and Bob went skiing. After a few hours of driving north, they got caught up in a terrible blizzard and pulled into the driveway of a farm owned by a very rich widow. They went to the door and asked the attractive lady who...
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her.
Four friends spent weeks planning a perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he.
During the initial space flights, NASA discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, NASA spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to...
A Mexican woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she.
An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had.
After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit...